Hi I'm Gannon...

sitcorn:

"yeah, everything’s fine, i just tucked your kid into bed. but can i cover up the clown statue in the corner? it’s freaking me out"

"what? we dont have a kid. take our clown statue and get out of the house right now"

(via oyster-smiling)

These are my kind of bolts…

These are my kind of bolts…

So I found a bug from outer space…

So I found a bug from outer space…

I took a picture of my gas mileage and it caught the exact moment when it switched from 3 to 4 (or 5 to 4 idk)

I took a picture of my gas mileage and it caught the exact moment when it switched from 3 to 4 (or 5 to 4 idk)

mmmmbeefy96:

ghivashels:

colinmorgasms:

what if obama does the ice bucket challenge and nominates queen elizabeth

what if obama actually talks about what’s going on in ferguson

But that would mean he’d need to stop playing golf and do his job.

He needs to do the challenge now to soothe that burn…

(via mmmmspooky96)

mmmmbeefy96:

weaponslover:

operatorsgonnaoperate:

7.62 Appreciation post.

Gun p0rn

So much want

I’m moist

(via mmmmspooky96)

official-texan:

I have been laughing at this for far too long

official-texan:

I have been laughing at this for far too long

purpl3-unic0rns:

yggdrasill—:

inedible-you:

I really don’t care what kind of blogs you have, This deserves a reblog

man the last image really got me..

(Source: rubaiyatxcix, via beardedmedic)